Saturday, July 02, 2005

Washington: Behind Closed Doors

Conversation at the White House [Reconstruction]:
"The replacement for Justice O'Connor needs to be someone reliable, not a surprise package like Souter."
"Right. We need someone who displays the qualities we value so highly in Justice Thomas."
"Gee, fellas, maybe we should ask Justice Thomas to suggest some names?"
"Um, Mr. President, apparently you don't understand what qualities it is we value in Justice Thomas...."

//The Magic 8-Ball says, "It is Decidedly So, by 5-4."\\

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